i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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