He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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