I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I need moral support for this bender
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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