sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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