come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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