I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
