Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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