I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
3 2 1 whiskey
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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