3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
