Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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