Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i came on her dog
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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