loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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