What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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