So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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