But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Semen is not good for contacts.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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