at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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