Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
