I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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