Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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