I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
