Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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