Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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