There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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