i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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