I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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