Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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