well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i love accidental penises.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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