Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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