Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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