So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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