google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I love having hate sex.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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