so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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