Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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