Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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