just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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