i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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