then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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