Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
this beer tastes like vomit already
home. puking in laundry basket.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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