Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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