you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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