I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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