Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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