Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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