yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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