why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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