escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
When are your genitals available?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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