smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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