She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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