I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
