no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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