dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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